JOKES FOR EVERY BODY

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua...

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