JOKES FOR ADULT

(PLEASE DO NOT READ WHO ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OLD)

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully

One day as Banwarilal came home early from work, He saw Shyamprasad jogging naked. He said to the him, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" Shyamprasad said, "Because you came home early."

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
because....
90% of the boys are right handed..

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

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