JOKES FOR ADULT

(PLEASE DO NOT READ WHO ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OLD)

What is the difference between BOMB & CONDOM : If Bomb blast people die * if condom blasts person is born.

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

BACK || NEXT